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9Apr/101

How do you know you’re the most hated group in the world?

The KKK distances itself from you. Congratulations, Westboro Baptist Church!

Via Daily What.

4Mar/102

Does this mean that Tillikum is a murderer?, continued

Apparently he is. And he should be put to death. By stoning.

So says American Family Association,

If the counsel of the Judeo-Christian tradition had been followed, Tillikum would have been put out of everyone's misery back in 1991 and would not have had the opportunity to claim two more human lives.

Says the ancient civil code of Israel, "When an ox gores a man or woman to death, the ox shall be stoned, and its flesh shall not be eaten, but the owner shall not be liable." (Exodus 21:28)

"Judeo-Christian tradition", you say? It might be a weird example of the Mosaic law, but that hardly qualifies as tradition. But wait, there's more! While in the first instance "the owner shall not be liable" for his killing animal, it's a different story if the animal kills again - which Tilly did, twice.

But, the Scripture soberly warns, if one of your animals kills a second time because you didn't kill it after it claimed its first human victim, this time you die right along with your animal. To use the example from Exodus, if your ox kills a second time, "the ox shall be stoned, and its owner also shall be put to death." (Exodus 21:29)

Watch out, Chuck Tompkins! The head of animal training says that Tilly won't be put down, thus directly doing against God's clear commandment!

SeaWorld is apparently, however, unrepentant. Chuck Thompson (sic), its curator in charge of animal behavior, says Tilly continues to be "a valuable asset not only from a breeding standpoint but from a behavior standpoint, too."

Unrepentant, indeed! I bet he also says "Jehovah" all the time!

Oh well. There's not much you can say about this. It's clearly raving mad. And for more raving madness read American Family Association's Wikipedia page.

17Jan/100

Father, Son and Whole-i Spirit?!

("Blasphemers against God's Whole-i Spirit want Jesus to not be the God I Am in us all")

Via Buzzfeed. Read the comments on Buzzfeed by the way for some light on what the hell that driver is talking about.

7Dec/090

Really, Rick Warren?

"In 1939, in a stadium much like this, in Munich Germany, they packed it out with young men and women in brown shirts, for a fanatical man standing behind a podium named Adolf Hitler, the personification of evil. And in that stadium, those in brown shirts formed with their bodies a sign that said, in the whole stadium, "Hitler, we are yours."And they nearly took the world.

Lenin once said, "give me 100 committed, totally committed men and I'll change the world." And, he nearly did.

A few years ago, they took the sayings of Chairman Mao, in China, put them in a little red book, and a group of young people committed them to memory and put it in their minds and they took that nation, the largest nation in the world by storm because they committed to memory the sayings of the Chairman Mao.

When I hear those kinds of stories, I think 'what would happen if American Christians, if world Christians, if just the Christians in this stadium, followers of Christ, would say 'Jesus, we are yours' ?

What kind of spiritual awakening would we have?" - Rick Warren, April 17, 2005.

Really? We're looking up to Hitler, Lenin and Mao now?

4Dec/094

Epic imprectory fail!

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You might have heard about the above bumper sticker. If you live in the States you might even have seen one - or several, depending on how racist your general vicinity is. The sticker is almost clever, looking innocent and nice enough at first glance, but turning out to be quite sinister when the verse it refers to is actually looked up. Here's what it says:

May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership.

So basically, some Christians in America are praying for Obama to die - and for Joe Biden to become the president, apparently.

They call this imprecatory prayer, praying for the destruction and death of one's enemies. It should apparent to any half careful reader that Psalm 109 is a highly emotional psalm, born out of deep despair and hopelessness, and not meant as a description of a normative practice all God's people should engage in. Just if anyone was in doubt: So-called imprecatory prayer is a despicable practice, blasphemous really and born out of pure hatred. Imprectory prayer has no basis in the Bible, much less Psalm 109.

But there's more. Scot McKnight over at Jesus Creed draws attention to, well, the lack of attention paid to the psalm by the makers of the bumper sticker. And it's quite a little exegetical pickle these sad souls have gotten themselves into.

Here's the sad and tragic irony: interpreters today (Goldingay, Alter) agree that vv. 6-19 are the words of the opponents, the accusers, the enemies of God's king (David) and not the words of the man of God! I have italicized those words. In other words, these folks have clipped -- probably reading the psalm mistakenly -- words from the opponents of God and used for themselves.

Even a cursory read through the psalm should be more than enough for anyone to notice the distinctive change of narrator from verses 5 to 6, first, and then from 19 to 20. It goes from a first person narrator speaking about his enemies in plural (I vs. them) to the opposite, the enemies wishing ill upon a third person (him).

But no, the Obama haters didn't even bother to read the entire Psalm. In their blind contempt for the man they seized upon a verse, taken completely out of context, to spread their ungodly poison. But the joke's on them. They're appropriating, appropriately, the words of the enemies of God and enemies of the chosen man of God.

That, my friends, is what you call an epic fail.

14Oct/090

Semi-daily tidbits 14/10/2009

6a00d83451da9669e20120a63aa726970c-400wiCrucified Ape Unveiled in London (Times Online)
More edgy - more likely to offend, at any rate - is The Privilege of Dominion, in which a waxwork ape appears nailed to a cross. "At the rate we're killing them all the lowland gorillas will be dead by the year 2020," says Fryer. "Do animals have souls? What a question. We should be asking the same question of ourselves."

The Assclown Offensive: How to Enrage the Church of Scientology (Wired)
"Hello, leaders of Scientology. We are Anonymous," the clip began in a robotic, software-generated voice-over accompanied by stock footage of clouds rolling over desolate cityscapes. "Your campaigns of misinformation, your suppression of dissent, your litigious nature: All of these things have caught our eye," the voice explained. "For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind—and for our own enjoyment—we shall proceed to expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form." The message ended, as it had begun, on a pitch-perfect note of sci-fi comic book menace: "We are Legion," the robot voice intoned. "We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us."

The ecocidal moment (Guardian.co.uk)
Rowan Williams: "How do we live in a way that honours rather than endangers the life of our planet? Or, to put it slightly differently, how do we live in a way that shows an understanding that we genuinely live in a shared world, not one that simply belongs to us? This would be a good question even if we were not faced with the threats associated with global warming, with the reduction of biodiversity, with desertification and deforestation, with fuel and food shortages."

God in the Box
Synopsis: God in the Box is a documentary film, which explores the mystery and controversy behind what God looks like and means to us as Americans in the 21st century. In the midst of today's fractured and confusing claims on God, the film asserts two basic questions: What does God mean to you? What does God look like, to you?
The filmmakers embark on a cross-cuntry journey with their small, mobile studio (and main character), The Box. they invite people to step inside and share what they see in the mind's eye, and if possible, draw what God looks like to them. Along their journey, the filmmakers set The Box up on iconic street corners and diverse locations across America.
A remarkable collection of scholars, archeologists and religious leaders help examine the material and put it into a historical and relevant context. The surprises and revelations about our current interpretations of God come to light, as small glimpses inside the minds of others helps illuminate a much bigger picture.

Abortion Foes Tell of Their Journeys to the Streets (NY Times)
Together, these street activists make up an assertive minority of a few thousand people within the larger anti-abortion movement. Neither the best financed nor largest element in the mix, they are nonetheless the only face of anti-abortion that many Americans see. Indeed, persistent provocation is their defining attribute: day after day on street corners from California to Massachusetts, they stand like town criers, calling to women walking into abortion clinics, or waving graphic signs as disturbing as they are impossible to ignore.

Believing in God and Evolution (Inside Higher Ed)
[T]here is ... a theological and scientific struggle taking place at Christian colleges. Some professors, with support from prominent scientists, are trying to defend the teaching of evolution and to make it safe for those who teach biology and the Bible to talk about ways in which belief in evolution need not represent an abandonment of faith. Many Christian colleges have statements of faith -- which in some cases must be followed by all students and faculty members -- that endorse the literal truth of the Bible or of specific parts of the Bible (six literal days of creation, for example, or that Adam and Eve are the parents of all humans). So teaching evolution as scientific fact, which would just be taken for granted at many non-Christian colleges and universities, raises all kinds of delicate issues.

The Salvation Army has toppled Google to become the most trusted brand in Australia

One Baptist Church To Celebrate Halloween By Burning Bibles

Quote of the day

Yo, God, this creation thing is great, and Imma let you finish, but I just wanted to say that Phil Collins had the best Genesis of all time.

29Aug/090

Stephen Anderson is an idiot, but I’m afraid I have to love him

First he pissed against the wall and we laughed. Then he called the Bible God and we kind of laughed, but started shaking our heads in disbelief. Then he said that Jesus wore trousers, not a dress, and we hung our heads in shame and humiliation. Then he was tazered by the police for being the idiot we had a feeling all along that he was. And we laughed again, but now out of pure schadenfreude.

And now this.

Congratulations, pastor Anderson. You will soon reach the hateful heights of Fred Phelps.

You can hear the entire, disgusting sermon here.

I'd love to go on an extended rant about how Anderson betrays the Lord he says he serves when he goes on his hateful, narcissistic, self-important, ignorant and unloving way, but really, that wouldn't be very Christian of me.

So, let me just tell you this, pastor Anderson. While you pray for Obama's death and subsequent decent into hell tonight, I pray that you will wake up and see God for the loving God that he is. I pray that you will be released from your dogmatic bondage into the freedom of loving relationship with God and your neighbour. I pray that you will stop conflating your own pride and hubris with God's merciful ways. I pray you will cease narcissistically stroking your own ego on the pulpit, delighting in shocking your church by showing them how unafraid you are. I pray that you will start seeing the good that is in every one of God's creatures. I pray that you will start serving the only God that is. Not the God of hate, but the God of love.

Amen.

(Update: Here's a little best of compilation of Stephen Anderson's sermons.)

7Aug/090

Most scary church performance ever

Why? Just why?!

Via Scotteriology.

Here's some info and more songs (including the amazing "Diary of an Unborn Child" in mp3) on Mark Fox/Little Markie.